bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
thighabetic: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
raposabee: cynically-colorblind: raposaboo: cynically-colorblind: I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural. teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
savvylareine: haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day That is perfect.